Puppetician Bush Lost Communication with Ventriloquist

October 7, 2004 Tron Nick

Speculation Growing about Debate Earpiece

There is speculation that the Republicans wired their candidate, who has his own linguistic difficulties, not just in practice sessions, but for the debate itself. The theory is that Karl Rove and his minions gave their incoherent and intellectually-challenged candidate a secret little earplug connected to a wireless receiver, so that he could be provided with answers and clever punch lines when he heard a question and came up empty. Remember the peculiar interjection "Now let me finish!" which Bush blurted out angrily during the debate in Miami? It attracted the attention of commentators and observers, because no one had interrupted him. No one we could hear, that is. The comment came out of nowhere, because he was right in the middle of his answer, well within the prescribed time limit. In fact, a hidden wire connected to Karl Rove or some flunky transmitting for Rove would also explain Bush's peculiar, hunched over stance and his frequent expressions of annoyance, as well as the uncomfortably long silences at odd points in his statementswhich looked just as if he were listening carefully to some instructions! [ more

] Pictured above: Some believe that the lump on Bush's back is a transmitter. Go [here

] to see a larger picture and hear an awkward exchange Bush has with himself.

What's the frequency, Karl? [more ]
28 pictures from the video of the debate that have been cropped and scaled showing Bush's back throughout the debate with timestamps above so anyone can verify it's real.