A Shamburger Meal w/an Order of Unverifiable Lies for Your Vote: Micky-Dees says No McJob Records Exists for McNegro Kamala. Massa' Media says 'No Proof is Necessary,' Dismissing Stolen McValor Drama

From [HERE] McDonald’s released a statement Sunday saying it has no record of Kamala Harris ever working there, as she has repeatedly claimed; the fast-food company also noted, “…we and our franchises don’t have records for all positions dating back to the 80s….”

This deepening scandal, which social media has dubbed Stolen McValor, finally got the spotlight it deserved Sunday when former President Trump spent some time making French fries and working the drive-thru at a Pennsylvania McDonald’s.

Harris has said that she worked at McDonald's one summer between her freshman and sophomore years in school at Howard University.

In defense of their servant Massa’ media mcSplained that no record means that Kamala probably worked there. The Washington Post offered the following clogic:

"There is no reason to think that Harris didn’t work at McDonald’s in 1983 and ... every reason to think that Trump’s suggestion that she didn’t is offered in bad faith and without evidence. "

Of course, Trump didn’t break this news story, he is not a media outlet - he repeated it. Also, the allegation couldn’t be in “bad faith” because McKiddies said there is no record of her ever having a McJob. Instead of engaging in actual investigative journalism, dependent media spinfidels stick to their script and dogma, thereby avoiding McTroubling reality entanglement and keeping their masters happy.

It was a win-win for the man now widely seen as the 2024 frontrunner. He had the opportunity to show off his charming side and ability to connect with everyday people while pointing to what looks more and more like a shameless lie in Kamala’s biography. [MORE]