LeBrain Robbery White Propaganda=you're utterly unlike (opposite to) me. You Can Lose Most of the Time and Still be Champ. Media Use LebronSexuals to PropAgendize Lebron as GOAT Despite Losing History
/As articulated by cognitive dissident Yahemy Nah:
WHATS YOUR STATUS?
Nut-Sector 1 - “Lebron James Enthusiasts” - those who think LeBron James is not only a great player, but considers him in the conversation along with Michael Jordan as the greatest player ever. These phlegmatic fans are somewhat knowledge about basketball, fairly reasonable, very opinionated yet sufferable. You can have a conversation where they apply at least some modicum of logic, facts, reason with the propensity to be swayed by the exchange of facts based in context and reality.
Nut-Sector 2 - “Bronfans” - People who admire Lebron’s Flop-Heavy basketball accomplishments, stat-packing, teammate-recruiting, team-stacking, team-hopping and ring-chasing exploits. They are not dealing in (or with) reality that well, but at least still in touch with it, seemingly sincere but sincerely misguided and deliberately over-reaching and hyperbolic in anything spoken about their idol, not to mention being apologists for anything he does (abandoned in rationalization land), while buffering with false praise and traveling with a suitcase of excuses. Bronfans abstract reality into utter make-believe coming just one imbecilic comment shy of needing cover under the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program.
Nut-Sector 3 - “Bronsexuals” - woefully misguided and fanatical blind-witnessing fanboys of LeBronze whose manhood is intertwined with their fanhood. Bronsexuals attempt to conflate what he does philanthropically or family-related off the court with actual basketball accomplishments on the court while dismissing the 6 out of 10 Finals losses (and 2 embarrassing sweeps) in comparison to the GOAT MJ with 6 for 6 finals victories (with 6 Finals MVP’s, not to mention they came as 2 separate three-peats). That stat line 6 for 6 with 6 gives Bronsexuals the devil (like flashing a cross to a vampire). Bronsexuals don’t come out of the closet, they come out of the locker. Bronsexuality is a portal to examining other mental mal-adaptiveness and cognitive dissonance to basic reality like Trumpism, naive “Covidians” and deeply disillusioned cops.
Nut-Sector 4 - “Bronsexualites” - delusional fabulist true-believers and self-deceivers ever-ready to lie, hate and bloviate. Bronsexualites are those who, with cult-like religious fervor, wear his jockstrap on their head backwards (so that the cup doesn’t interfere with their otherwise tea-bagged view and blind-witnessing) not only as a questionable fashion statement but also as a visible means of identity-crisis, not unlike the funny-looking stage costumes the so-called Hebrew Israelites wear. They worship their eidolon (Bron-Bron) as savior of their machizzlum-riddled mundane loser-friendly lives. These gormless insufferable Le’o-lumps (always on the verge of vorge) are oblivious to just how compromised their mental health is and refuse to acknowledge that help is needed to treat the underlying severe DSM-5 behavioral disorder negatively affecting what’s left of their feckless lives.
Next time you interact with Lebron James fans, ask if they know their sectionality “status”.
Which “Squadrant” (Nut-Sector) are they on? Which windowpane stains their clear and sane view?
Scribed by photojournalist Yahemy Nah living near Ft. Lauderdale reporting live for Brown-Watch (always questioning your view while expanding too). Rethink! It ain’t illegal yet!